Susan Boyle is Beautiful

from by The Victor Pope Band

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Susan Boyle is beautiful,
Susan Boyle is beautiful,
Susan Boyle is beautiful,
And you are beautiful too.
(And so is Britney Spears)

Now I'm not down with this name calling,
To tell the truth I think it is frankly appalling,
Everybody's jumped up when they should be falling,
In love with Susan Boyle.

She's got a voice like an angel,
And she'll never treat you like a stranger,
So if you're ever contemplating misbehavior,
Think of Susan Boyle.

She rocks the microphone,
She keeps a tidy home,
So if you're ever feeling low,
Think of Susan Boyle.

She gets a lot of stick of Jimmy Carr,
But hosting panel shows isn't hard,
Unlike being a pop-opera star,
Just like Susan Boyle.

Now if I ever have a baby,
And that baby is a lady,
I think that possibly just maybe,
I'll call her Susan Boyle.

She is truly an inspiration,
I wish that she was my relation,
Oh what a wonderful creation,
That dame named Susan Boyle.

I think she's just as good as Jesus,
Although she'll see this as blasphemous,
But I am truly a believer,
The world needs Susan Boyle.

So if you ever hear me sing this,
Please don't think I'm being ironic,
You're a legend of our times and I mean it,
Three cheers for Susan Boyle.


from Mental Illness isn't Funny, released December 16, 2016
Crowd noises by the people of Edinburgh.



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The Victor Pope Band Edinburgh, UK

The Victor Pope Band were formed at the arse end of 2012 from the remains of Ginger and the Tramp, Sabai and The Woods. So in a way they're a kind of supergroup. They have been described as quality quirky pop punk, post-punk and sounding a little bit like Jonathan Richman. But I prefer to describe them as Nerd Rock. The real question remains, however, who is Victor Pope...? ... more

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