What if Jesus Christ was a Republican?

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What if Jesus Christ was a Republican?
Supporter of the Bush administration?
Well it's a terrifying prospect,
If Christ was not a Democrat,
But what if Jesus Christ was a Republican?

And what if Jesus Christ was a creationist?
Well I suppose he wouldn't be an atheist,
Six thousand years of existence,
Despite overwhelming evidence,
What if Jesus Christ was a creationist?

And what if Jesus Christ was a capitalist?
Robbing from the poor to give to the rich?
Advertising Coca-cola,
Microsoft and Motorola,
What if Jesus Christ was a Capitalist?

But what if Jesus Christ was homo-sexual?
And an arty farty intellectual?
A smoker of fine dope,
Who gave the people hope,
What if Jesus Christ was homo-sexual?

But what if Jesus Christ was a Republican?
What if he was right behind Sarah Palin?
Fucking her up the arse,
For four more years in Iraq,
What if Jesus Christ was a Republican?

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from Mental Illness isn't Funny, released December 16, 2016
Crowd noises by the people of Edinburgh.

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The Victor Pope Band Edinburgh, UK

The Victor Pope Band were formed at the arse end of 2012 from the remains of Ginger and the Tramp, Sabai and The Woods. So in a way they're a kind of supergroup. They have been described as quality quirky pop punk, post-punk and sounding a little bit like Jonathan Richman. But I prefer to describe them as Nerd Rock. The real question remains, however, who is Victor Pope...? ... more

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